| Yep. I needed somewhere where i felt i am safe to rant about my problems again.
Everywhere I go, theres something pissing me off.
At home, fuck my brother needs to fucking get things past his thick head and learn. Hard headed stubborn ass. Like really, all my brothers need to break the gaming addiction. Its fcking getting out of hand.
With the router in my room, and lazyness of controlling the server, unplugging their ethernet cable is the quickest simplest solution ^_^
At work, shit Jorge is a straight up ass. One of my co-workers gets fired for sharing his employee discount with his friends, while Jorge's ass is being fcknig lazy and is surprisingly still there. Oh man i am one of those many people who just wanna beat his ass .
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| Wow i totally forgot about this stupid site.
Well i got my grades today. Its full of shit >=O
Computer Illustration: A
Drawing Studio: A
Geometry: A
English: C
WHAT THE FUCK
My next quarter classes:
Digital Imaging I
English
Page Layout
Public Speaking
Fuck...Another English class -__-
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147. not so bad for someone whos only played for 2 months?
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| 1. You will have more friends
Peter Parker was a social
outcast. Norman Osborne was the popular kid. Reed Richards was a dorky
scientist. Victor Von doom was a rich socialite. Anyone else sensing a
pattern here? Everyone wants to get a little piece of the evil. It is
like Starburst.
2. You get to laugh maniacally
Good
guys don’t get to do this. No one has ever heard Superman or Batman
laughing like a maniac and no one ever will. Trust me, this is
something everyone wants to do. It is strangely liberating. While you
may pass chances to do this every once in a while during your civilian
life, you will never get the quantity of opportunities that come with a
career in villainy.
3. All of a sudden, you will have the budget for all kinds of toys
Super
bad guys are never broke. Not only are they never broke but they always
have more resources than the hero could ever hope for. Apparently the
villain racket pays very well. It also seems to be recession-proof. I
hear the tax breaks are good too.
4. Hot chicks dig evil guys
You
never see an evil villain with a busted ass woman. Sure, they may be
dirty, rotten, and out to steal your empire, but you can always kill
them if they get out of hand. Studies show that breasts of women who
hang out with evil guys are an average of two cups bigger than the nice
dudes chicks. Studies don’t ever lie.
5. You will be safe from everyday accidents
Evil
villains are never killed in car accidents. It just doesn’t happen. You
won’t slip in the shower, get smashed by a falling piano, or die of
food poisoning. The only way you can be killed is in an explosion
created by the hero by exposing the one flaw in your plan that no one
could ever possibly foresee. Even then…
6. You don’t have to worry about anyone killing you
Evil
Villains simply can not be killed. People may think you are dead but
you will secretly be lounging in an easy chair on your secret desert
island hideout planning your next caper. The only way you can be taken
out is by another villain eviler than yourself who will subsequently
take over your identity and continue upon your path of world domination.
7. You can kill anyone you want
You
won’t go to jail. For some strange reason, cops never come to bust Evil
villains at their homes even when the evidence is overwhelming. You
could kill Superman on a live video feed in front of the entire planet
and not one cop would try to arrest you. They can’t even arrest you for
the stash of plutonium you have in your shed. It is in the charter when
you join the union.
8. You get to dress how you want
You
never have to wear a suit and tie again. You can even dress in the most
outrageous outfits while demanding the world bow to your demands and no
one will even make the slightest of snide comment. This could have
something to do with the fact that you can kill anyone you want and
can’t be killed back. Remember, no one ever made fun of Magnetos helmet…
9. No matter how weak you are, you will be more than a match for any hero facing you
“But
zero, Batman would kick my ass in two shakes of a stripper’s ass…” None
of that matters. The sheer newness of your evil plot will confuse the
hell out of any good guy. As long as you aren’t doing something that
has been done to death (ie goblin themed villains) you should have no
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